:: Lost Comme une Singe ::

:: Thursday, July 31 ::

Alright. I'm filled with lazy sleepiness, but I must say. Today was one of the best days...I've had in a while. Or at least one of the more interesting.

Angela woke up early and was with me at the 10 o'clock class for the last day of Driver's Ed. That was kewl, and fun, 'cause I like talking to her.
Then I came home, vegged and called Gail. We went downtown and went to this place where we got macaroni and cheese pizza, which was really, really good. And then we bummed a bit, I got some new pins and a book, and she got a kimono. A sparkley one. I think we need to start a kimono cult. Then we went to the library and I ODed on books, which is always fun. I want more! And more and more and more!!
Went I was loaded with books we went to find the bus, and there was this weird stuff going on 'cause of Concert on the Square, so we had to find these hidden bus stop places, which resulted in much confusion as neither of us can remember directions good, even for two minutes. The one we did find was appartently filled with buses going the wrong way (South Transfer Point), but a driver gave us directions to a bus stop going the right way. We got there and waited and waited and lo and behold, when a suitable bus finally comes, guess who's on it? Gekka. Gods, I haven't seen her in a year, maybe. That was good. She's gonna e-mail me soon, so Yay! I missed her.
I get back home and Ryann calls, so we're going to go swimming at her house, right? Well, I get there and we're just going to get into the pool when over in the next yard someone calls to us. Nick, Tatianna, Amber, and A-guy-who-may-be-called-Westly were lined up on the fence.
Basically, I've seen nearly everyone I know today, from all the different groups...I kept on waiting for all the Play people to parachute down (Though thinking back, I saw Malcom and Elly walking State Street, and also Andy and This-One-Molly-Person, who was a senior when I was a freshman and played Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird.), and for Shay, Ti, and Larkin to show up in a hot air balloon.
Whee, this is long.
:: Mars 2:19 AM [+] ::
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Herm...I needs must mention this, I was going to last night but then I was vaguelly disturbed by the change of scenery and did not.

I went to Ryann's cottage for the past...some...days. Twas fun, twas fun, swimming in gigaintic, clean lake and washing with appley shampooness of good smelling. Also digging for bones on where her cottage will be, very good that we found none, I do not like the idea of waking up people/things.

Rrrr...Driver's Ed makes me illiterate, I swear.
:: Mars 1:00 PM [+] ::
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Fallen linkie should work now. *Shakes fist at three small letters* Go read it in it's crazed glory!!

Also, ph3ar the power of my petite dragon. (It is the same word in French. Exactly! Perchance the French have not the word, but that would be sad! Sad and impossible!!)
:: Mars 12:55 PM [+] ::
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Rrrrr...I do not like this funny gray blogger. I thwap it with sticks.
:: Mars 3:29 AM [+] ::
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Rrrrrr...blog is doing icky things again. Change back! I command thee!!
:: Mars 3:02 AM [+] ::
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You are Mars. Darn those demon monkeys! Theyve
stolen youre cheese! Very much a pack animal,
however you dont like the fact, you like being
around people. You enjoy acting and reading.
Glomping people in one of youre specialties.
You are funny and are usually the one to make
people laugh. Just dont let anyone give you any
sugar, for our sake, cause you get even more
hyper than, oh, say, Shay. Good for you, now
let go of my foot.


Are you like me? Or one of my friends?
brought to you by Quizilla

Yay! I'm me!!
:: Mars 3:36 AM [+] ::
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I changed the layout...it only took me maybe an hour...I'm disfuntional...
:: Mars 1:47 PM [+] ::
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Also...At work yesterday it was very happy. There were lots of people, which was annoying kinda, but they tipped good. Plus, there was this whole group of gay guys and they were kissing in line. This made me happy. I served one of them and gave them extra food.
:: Mars 11:47 PM [+] ::
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Allered au the Faire avec Shay today. Twas fun. There were no monkeys, but there were fluffly fluffy bunnies. This one bunny, he was all fluff! I swear!! All fluff and a little bitty nose. There was also a donkey and a llama obstical course. There were swingies, which were fun, and the evil fireball ride of doom, which Shay enhanced with her evil demon monkey powers. It put my stomach in my liver, that it did. And also the fun house. Which was fun till the mean man yelled at us to leave. Meanie. We stuck cotton candy on ourselves and got a picture and got flowers painted on our nails 'cause the dude didn't know how to do a dragonfly for Shay, even though the ones he rubbed off looked pretty good to me.
There were animals that we got to hold. Floofy cuddley bunnies and a duck that tried to eat me and a chick that was wanting to go on grand adventures.
Hmmm...I go to write now. That I do.
:: Mars 11:39 PM [+] ::
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Does it scare you like it scares me?
:: Mars 4:09 PM [+] ::
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I wrote a poem about plums. Go me.
:: Mars 2:56 AM [+] ::
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I'm gathering quotes and reading some old comments and once again I love people. I love them 'cause I do and they make such beautiful things. All things have the possibility for beauty, even if they're just crazy orange blurbs or the best bloody words in the world or even cheesey goth poetry. There's beauty in everything. You've just gotta look.
:: Mars 2:53 AM [+] ::
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How was Hamlet Ryann?
:: Mars 1:21 AM [+] ::
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Hee...went to Borders yesterday and now I have a bunch of new books. Errr...three. Apparently I've already read one of them...Bugger Terry Pratchet and his writing-of-too-many-books-for-Mars-to-keep-track-of. Oh well. And I finished one already. You all are to read Artimus Fowl, as it is tastey. So now I've only got one left, but it's Ender so I'm happy. Or rather, it's Bean, not Ender. 'Cause Ender's in space and stuff. But Bean is almost better. 'Cept he's going to die. Stupid scientists. Rrrrrrr...
And I have to finish reading the Silmarillion. Which is quite good once you get past the first few pages with the singing bits.
:: Mars 1:05 AM [+] ::
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Oi....Boss lady give me dollar extra of tips 'cause I work harder. That's kewl. I guess...
:: Mars 12:58 AM [+] ::
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Fun fun fun...I think my foot is still hurt from landing wrong off the trampoline. It's always pesking after work...I start limping while serving people their meat product. Poor people, no speedy meat product...
Biting it off wouldn't help, would it?
:: Mars 12:51 AM [+] ::
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I'm worried about Tatianna. For the upteenbillionth time.
:: Mars 2:43 AM [+] ::
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Work makes me feel sick. Icky and like my hair is greasy and I need to take a shower.
Any one want to join me?
I'm going to kill the people there one of these days, I swear...
:: Mars 2:41 AM [+] ::
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Saw Shay's drama camp performance. Was very happy.
*Bows before the great Ramma*

:: Mars 2:39 AM [+] ::
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For some reason it is posting two July 8ths...one before July 7th and one after.
The world has indeed gone topsy turvey.
Mars found signs for her project.
And is writing stuff again. Yay!!
:: Mars 2:26 AM [+] ::
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And once again Mars' blog is...busted...xX

:: Mars 2:23 AM [+] ::
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Oi...had something of substance to say, I swear. Ryann was severly hurt by the lack of the drama baby.
Mars yelled at a newspaper today.
Mars is going to go get the Plastic Castles CD tomorrow when her brother gets Box of No More Go Outsidey Doom (Xbox)
Mars should do her Driver Ed project soon. Now.
Ryann said that all you have to do is skim the chapter and not pay attention in class. Read.
Ryann also said that they never explain exactly which pedal your supposed to push to make the car start. You get to learn that while they put you in a car out on the road. Nobody go driving for the next three weeks, okay?
Also, Ryann said this. "I don't like the real world. I refuse to live in it! I'm moving to Canada!"
It will be going on the site, that it will.
:: Mars 12:12 AM [+] ::
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Driver's Ed today for the first time. BLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH...
Arrrrr. Apparently, according to the new rule jiggers they have, the only reason I was thinking this driver's liscience thing might be good for (Besides scarying the crap outta people and not being left outside drama for two hours), is illegal. Apparently, while you're under 18, you're not allowed to drive from midnight to five. I hate with a hate that is more than a hate, that I do.

I was bored out of my mind so I wrote a bunch of notes down in my notebook...Yayness:

Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper
{Mars had a big thing of Coke and then teacher gave us candy. ^^}

Too much caffine makes reality go away!
{It's true! It still hasn't fully returned.}

It's a SHE-ECKLE!!!!
{Teacher lady is all "I'm a trumpet player. Any one who's in a band can tell you trumpet players are...
Mars: Obnoctious!(Hears this every week from Dr. Eckle)
Teacher lady: Who said that. She is impressed by my psychic skill.}

Triskadecaphobia! No number thirteen!!
{Handing out books, goes from 12 for the girl next to me to 14 for me.}

:Vampire Face: I want sleep!
{Caffine makes me attached to exclaimation marks.}

:Fancy writing: SLEEP!!

:Still fancy writing: BANANA!

My brain aches witha n ache that is more than an ache.
{Caffine headache.}

Je voudrais un singe
un singe!
Je je je je voudrais un singe.
Aussi!
Je voudrais dormir
dormir!
Je vou-vou-vou-vou-voudrais dormir.
{French camp songs. Oh, what caffine does to the returning addict.}

Ahhh....with a student.
{Teacher lady reveals that she has only had minor accidents while working with the students. Mars suspects.}

Sleepy sleepy sleepy
{Driver's ed is really a cruel thing to do to a person in the morning.}

Mmm...fuzzy brain.
{Caffine is causing...pain? That is not good.}

Oi. I forgot to put "duct tape" under intrests.
{We had to fill out those card things. You know.}

Sleep! Why must it be so elusive?
{Yeah...sleep at night good.}

Looks like there's six lakes.
{Mars is attending Four Lakes driving school. There is a map on the wall. There are six big blue blotches on the map.}

Hmm...Did I black out for the break? Am I being possessed by Lord Voldemort? :O Horrors.
{The teacher said something about a break half an hour ago. At this time we had maybe 20 minutes left in class.}

Rrarr! What has it got in it's pocketsies?
{Randomness.}

They want to kill trees!
{We're going over packet thingy and teacher lady says "I don't know why they put this page in, I told them I didn't need it." But Mars knows. Oh yes she does.}

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is too ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
HEY!
{Finally got that break.}

Hmmm...Shay...
{Teacher lady says something about a student who'd been home schooled and didn't feel comfortable asking questions in class 'cause they didn't like large groups of people. I amidiately thought of Shay.}

Doicha.
{Teacher lady says: As we are covering two chapters in the lesson day 10, we will be having two tests the following day. *Glares at people in class* Please tell me you didn't need that expained to you.}

What the hell is the bloody project!?!!?
{Teacher lady says: There is a project due tomorrow, and then moves on to other subjects.}

BLOODY HELL!
{Mars response to learning that two of the projects will be group projects.}

I'm not planning on remaining a US driver.
{Teacher lady says that for unknown sign project, please bring in a sign that is for the US, as those will be the ones we'll be encountering.}

OVER! Cease and desist already!
{Class was supposed to end ten minutes ago.}
:: Mars 6:50 PM [+] ::
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Japanese Invisability Cloak...
:: Mars 12:35 AM [+] ::
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Crap.
I was just looking at some people's journals. Lizzie's.
And...
Ms. A had a miscarraige.
No drama baby.
We're supposed to pass it around, 'cause she doesn't want to have to tell us all.
So...
Shay...
No drama baby.
*Goes off to a corner to go stare at the wall*
:: Mars 12:21 AM [+] ::
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How to Get to Work Quick
So, I left the house ten minutes late, yet I arrived at work four minutes early. What's my secret?
You takes your cd player, stick in The Lord of the Rings CD, put on track 3, hit repeat, mount your bike and then think:
Nazgul.
Now all I need to do is think of some way to put it in a bottle and sell it.
:: Mars 12:09 AM [+] ::
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This thing does't seem to be working.
:: Mars 3:39 PM [+] ::
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